Hi (Furry)furriends,
I am joining my furriend
today…
because Granny told me a story…
that was very embarrassing for her…
I have to keep an eye on the stairs
that she doesn’t notice
what I am going to tell you…
Well…here’s the story…
It was somewhere in the
80th…
and Granny had prepared herself
for going out…
she was fixing her make-up…
did her curlers from the hair…
backcombed her hair…
…really high…
like a…. Punkashion…
and took her hairspray…
and sprayed…
and sprayed…
but her hair fell down
like a…
…Shockheaded Peter…
and she smelled like
…furniture polish…
…but Granny wouldn’t have been
…Granny…
if she didn’t
make the best out of it….
so she sprayed the hairspray
on top of the polish…
and went to the disco…
…OMCowKittiness…
…and ignored the comments
of the guys that asked her
if her föhn had exploded….
…what we all do for a night out… 😀
– P A W K I S S E S –
Angelswhisper2011 